Monday, June 22, 2009

tOday

hello!hehe im still not tht fine but better d...Melody my beloved cousin sister is staying with me from saturday till tuesday and we are goin to KL on thursday after school...last night when she came bck and saw me emo-ing,singing like a dead chicken and crying she named me depresso!LOL...school sucked like !@#$%^&* today...early in the morning have to hear puan kumutha's voice...damn sharp and annoying....and i cant go for phantom of the opera with them anymore coz im goin to kl =( LOL but its k lah i guess..i just have to make the best outta everything....



Here's a joke.(it might not be funny but i hope tht it will put a smile on your faces.) =D

Surinder's uncle was booked into SIA flight to Bombay.But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations tht were outta place.When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal,the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch.Make sure you dont charge me for food and drinks." So,as everyone was given their in-flight meal,the uncle began spreading out his own home cooked meal.The man sitting next to him was an American history reseacher,who was curious about the food."Excuse me,what is that drink?"he asked.The uncle picked up the yoghurt-based lassi drink and said,"Milk of India."
Then the uncle took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting."And what is that dish?"asked the curious American."Wheat of India." replied the uncle proudly.Finally,the uncle took out some desserts.He offered some to the American."What is it?"asked the American."sweet of India." replied the old man.
After the meal,everyone was settling down when there was a loud "pooooot!" from the uncle."What was that?"asked the American in disgust.The old man replied coolly,"that's Air India!"


LOL i think that this is kinda funny. =P


Today's gift.

The Gift Of Being Optimistic.

Very little is needed to make a happy life.
It is all within yourself,in your way of thinking.
-Marcus Aurelius

A gentle word,a kind look, and a
good-natured smile can work wonders
and accomplish miracles.
-William Hazlitt

A single sunbeam is enough to
drive away many shadows.
-St.Francis of Assisi

Brighten the corner where you are.
-The old proverb

2 comments:

  1. lmao, why not Air of India?
    hahaha. and Melody's back in Malaysia?! :D say hi for me, hehe.

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  2. i dunno...LoL okays =]

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